Unlike you liberals, my dick information is GPLv3 licensed

Idk sounds like Russian dickinformation

Freeze citizen! You are in violation of the three shakes rule! The Volcel Police have been called and are on their way!

And when I pee facing away from the toilet people call me paranoid.

Unless that thing’s got an incredibly powerful zoom, it ain’t stealing shit from me 😎

This is why I don’t flush

Keep in mind that simply hiding your dick by pissing through that hole in your boxers does not protect your privacy, they have enough data from other people to interpolate your girth to a millimeter accuracy, there needs to be a policy solution

Putting juggalo makeup on your dick to confuse the penis recognition AI.

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put your dick away