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badposting@hexbear.net · 2 months ago

Protect Your Dick Data

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Protect Your Dick Data

TankieTanuki [he/him]@hexbear.net to

badposting@hexbear.net · 2 months ago

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Stay informed, Patriots!

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Keep in mind that simply hiding your dick by pissing through that hole in your boxers does not protect your privacy, they have enough data from other people to interpolate your girth to a millimeter accuracy, there needs to be a policy solution
- vovchik_ilich [he/him]@hexbear.net
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  Ackchually, extrapolate, I am very smart
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    maybe in your case
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  What if I twist my dick into a clown balloon

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