Goddamit just let me buy my strike pads and PVC pipes in peace!

This is less embarrassing than getting carded for non-alcoholic beer. Yes, I am old enough to be an alcoholic, thanks.

Luckily for that person, retail workers lost their ability to care long ago.

This situation can be avoided by buying your anti-diarrheals before you need them during a regular shopping day. They are very useful for hiking, and they should be in your arsenal already.

Damn, I already posted my diarrhea meme elsewhere.

“Price check for diarrhea-b-gone”