I have absolutely no idea what I want for dinner
Hash brown and pizza.
Hot chips
Long day… cranky… not a drop of moisture all day, but I just managed to miss the rain and got to come home to silky kitty and a bit of silliness (=much-needed energy expenditure) with the feather toy. Thank god I have food in the fridge… rest my tired soul with the sound of rain and a nourishing meal. I’m spent.
Who wants rain 🎤?
Great song
Marge might.
I’ll do my best.
Might grab another beer and think about it
Crack us another tinny while you’re up thanks love.
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You got it
Thanks toots
I’ll pass tonight thanks.
Those colours don’t instill me with much confidence.
Too late she cried as she waved her wooden leg.
That’s my phrase! 😝
Scuse I said the fly
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Just had a company meeting about raises. I don’t quality because I just started, but they gave everyone:
2%
You should have seen everyone’s face. The mood in the meeting plummeted instantly.
I’m expecting some resignations in the next few weeks.
The beatings will continue until … every employee is 18 and doesn’t know any better
Wow! And I used to get upset about my 5% yearly raise at my last job.
We love an effective pay cut
Exactly. I’m staying for 12 months and grabbing the certs I need then I’m out.
That’s barely covers inflation these days. It just make sure you’re taking home the same realised income as the year before
The only way to get a pay rise these days is jump ship, it seems. Unfortunately
I’m here for 12 months to up skill. If I get a real promotion and it’s equivalent pay rise, cool. If not, other plans will come into play.
Fed the kitty this morning and we went back to bed, cuddling sweetly… she stretched her arm, dropped it and punctured a single secretly sharp claw into my eyelid like a fishhook.
After a delay of refusing to get up it was washed with antibacterial hand soap and dabbed with Betadine so fingers crossed. I have a spare box of antibiotics ready to go.
But yeah, that was literally half a centimetre from my actual eye.
That makes me feel sick because I can’t have anything go near my eye ( like I can’t wear contacts because I freak out about it )
My painful cat encounter story is, I was trying to save someone’s cat in a tree so I climbed way up and grabbed it.
It got scared and wriggled and thrashed around so much that it fell…almost. It managed to hook a single claw into my forearm and was just hanging there…stretching my skin.
I could only freak out and scream and shake it off. Of course it landed on its feet and just sauntered away.
Reaching out
Touching me, clawing youSweeeeet Mother of Jesus
Fuck fuck fuck 🎶🎶 Bedtimes never felt so sharp
My WhiteBoy used to wake us up by delicately inserting a single claw into a nostril
You can pick your nose but you can’t pick your alarm clock
Zelazny quote about many legged furry alarm clock
My dog was having cuddlyboos on my chest and he reached out and touched my bottom teeth with his nails. 🤮
That’s a good look radar blob happening down near the heads, wowee!
Congratulations Mumma and Pappa Peregrine Falcon on the safe arrival of chicky no.3 only minutes ago. Cheers 🍺
However some of youse here have disappointed me greatly today. Lucky I don’t hold a grudge. Cheers 🍺
What have I done now 🥺
Nothing. You’re lovely the way you are. ♥
And the chick’s are a lovely fluffy grey. Much like the white tshirts of most of the dt.
Oh bang! Spot on sista!
Haha I came here to make sure you knew! So cute
Yeah I watched it being hatched on the big screen. A bit of pre game entertainment.
Dad just came back with a food hamper.
What’s for dinner, mum?
Poor man’s ceviche
aww, they are adorbs
They are!
Delicious!
They need to get a little bigger yet
closed the toilet door on my own finger
We can circle back to this in tomorrow’s stand up
That’s gonna be a half hour work safety review
Ow! Ice or cold water on it instantly!
it seems fine
Down with that sort of thing
Today is reports day. Excel and PowerBI can fuck right off lol
1 down, 4 to go!
shudders in solidarity
Well that’s a first. Found a stick insect on my subwoofer. I don’t think I’ve actually seen one before in the wild:
It has been put back outside on a tree. But glad to see there’s another real junglist saying wicked.
This most definitely calls for a rave choon:
Considering it was on the subby… Suicide bassline!
So as I was out and about today I was inside a sit in cafe place.
I wondered if I should have maybe bought something from inside the counter.
Took a photo so if I decide to go there again I’ll know what’s there and the price.
That’s a good selection. Chicken schnitzel or meatballs are always a safe bet. I’d try the meatballs as it’s not as common an option
1 prosciutto panini please
I would have chosen that one too or the mortadella focaccia.
The focaccia actually looked massive when I was there.
my jeans have some white spots now. mm, looks like the acid got to it, the spots will be holes after the wash . oh well, that’s what denim is for , better the jeans than my skin. ( I had thick gloves that went up to my elbows and wore my glasses )
I suspect many don’t recall jeans as being heavy work pants. The rivets are there for a reason. Pre-shreaded fashion things are amusing.
G’day
Dohajydh da
Marhaba
Ahlan wa sahlan
Good afternoon Mother. I have cleaned the kitchen.
Ahola