The number of utilitons produced in my brain by shoving the author of this into a locker would exceed the number lost by the author from getting shoved into a locker. Therefore, it is a moral imperative that I do so.
I really, really hope that it using this as an example of how stupid and unethical it is to try and measure someones utility
Nope:
Someone bothered to make this semi-transparent though, which amuses me.
economists
Suddenly it all lines up
…and they still won’t read Marx. They’re trying to describe use value, but since they aren’t dirty pinko scum they have to bust out the calipers.
“Utility is when left side of head go brr”
Economics in this country is such a fucking joke. I don’t envy the neurologist who had to try to explain this thing to such dipshits.
“We’ve done it! We’ve done it, Igor! We’ve created the perfect utility monster! Soon it will be ethical… for everyone else to suffer! Mwahahahaha!”
@WhyEssEff@hexbear.net please.
:tormentnexus:
New :clown-to-clown: just dropped
Someone make this a thing, please lol
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This is just basically 1800’s British science again, telling us about how the poor and disabled should be murdered, but dressed up for a modern audience.
After the world changing release of Sex 2, we finally bring you the long awaited Phrenology 2!
Pretty funny that nearly all non-marxist economic value theories are based on utility, IE joy points. Very scientific, yes.
Billionaires be like:
Has modern technology finally made calipers obsolete?
Well… can it, Mr. Bond?
