The case of two black women who were allegedly shot and fed to pigs by a white farmer and two of his workers has caused outrage in South Africa.
Maria Makgato, 45, and Lucia Ndlovu, 34, were allegedly looking for food on the farm near Polokwane in South Africa’s northern Limpopo province in August when they were shot.
Their bodies were then alleged to have been given to pigs in an apparent attempt to dispose of the evidence.
You’re always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it’s no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies’ digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don’t want to go sievin’ through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, “as greedy as a pig”.
Remind me not to visit your place.
It’s a quote from Snatch.
Well thank you, that’s a large weight off my mind. But would you mind very much telling me who the’ fuck you are? Other than a man that feeds people to pigs of course.
Do you know what “namesis” means? “A righteous infliction of retribution manefested by an appropriate agent.” Personified in this case by a horrible cunt: me.
Came here for this quote. Was not disappointed.
perrywinkle blue for me ma
Good example for what “read the room” means. There’s plenty other opportunities to post that scene from Snatch.
… are there?
Judging from the upvotes that was a room well read.
Sometimes you eat the bar, sometimes the bar eats you.
Yeah. I mean…. That would certainly cause outrage.
I’m gonna leave this here:
And I was just going to comment “What year is it??”
They’ll go through bones like butter.
Be weary of any man who keeps a pig farm.
Was looking for the snatch reference here…
I’m not here to make a point. I’m here to buy a caravan.
Do you like dags?
Don’t they come from Antwerp?
I’ve been to Polokwane twice, it’s a nice place. However, there’s no way I would ever approach someone’s farm unannounced in South Africa.
I know, “allegedly looking for food”. On a farm. In south Africa.
That’s “stealing from a racist cunt while being black” and it’s not going to end well
What is this, Deadwood?
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you want a prion disease outbreak? cuz this is how you setup a whole bunch of people to die 10-20 years later
Why would feeding an animal humans lead to prion disease?
if those animals are then fed back to humans… thats where the danger lies.
Why would that be the case? Unless those 2 people already had prion disease, I’m not understanding the connection you’re alleging.
i was under the impression you dont feed humans to humans or mammals to mammals due to prion pathways
Mammals eat mammals all the time, think of predators (wolves, bears, lions, tigers) and prey (rabbits, prairie dogs, deer). I don’t see any reason why eating a human, or eating something that ate a human, would lead to prion disease.
I don’t see any reason why eating a human, or eating something that ate a human, would lead to prion disease.
That’s sweet.
It’s just infectious disease my guy
This shit isn’t world news. It’s local news. I don’t need to hear about every murder happening in every corner of the world.
It happened in the world. It’s relevant. You aren’t obligated to read it. Scrolling is a thing that exists for a reason.
This also isn’t the “worldnews” sub, so…
I just realized there’s another Soup! Though you were clearly Soup first. So maybe I should retire this account.
Haha fuck yea!