The specter of communism is just old man Marx with a projector trying to do insurance fraud on the amusement park.

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Have you considered that using all that stuff is just really fucking rude? Maybe try having a normal conversation and treat the specter of communism like an equal party with respect, and see where that gets you?

Turns out the communism was the friends we made along the way!

Have you tried checking out Europe?