This is why Americans are the only people not allowed to make fun of British food.
There’s British food now?
British TV leads me to believe their diet is entirely doner kebobs, indian food, fried fish, and the most expertly crafted baked goods an oven in a tent can produce.
Since food is just what you eat, anything can be food even though it is utterly disgusting
“Look your honor. The human body is just food. I should not be found guilty for eating someone unless you know wink wink nudge nudge”.
I counter with American Chili, Barbeque, and Corn Bread. I would give you Maryland Crab but I’m busy eating it.
MD crabs are soooooo good. I’ve eaten a dozen every Friday all summer.
Right? I moved away a while ago but now every time I’m back I’m getting crab.
It’d be so easy to make veg dogs look like this. Literally just put different veg in it, boom, different colors.
But no, gotta dye the tube of pig buttholes.
They don’t actually use pig assholes in hot dogs.
They use the chuckle.
The Freedom Frank is War, Hallowiener is Death, Mtn Dew is Pestilence and Baja Blast is Famine.
That Baja Blast one provoked a physical gag reflex in me.
So original flavor dew dogs are ok?
I think it’s physiological response to that teal color in food. There are lots of green foods that are ok to eat, so the immediate revulsion wasn’t as strong.
But yeah, that Baja Blast teal is something you only see in nature on mold.
A hot dog that is teal in the package is obviously spoiled.
Have you tried Sweet Lightning? It’s a KFC exclusive flavor that hasn’t escaped containment the way Baja Blast escaped Tace Bell.
I have not, but I can’t remember the last time I was in a KFC. Is it any good?
I like it, but I like most Mtn. Dew flavors.
Definitely inspired by peach tea, if that helps.
I really want to try it.
Whimsical, colorful tubes of mashed eyelids and pussy lips!
It’s kind of nice that they have stopped trying to hide the fact that this is an atrocity against animals and are just leaning into it. I guess.
It’s photoshopped
Four dogmen?
Horsedogs?Switch the top two, and get a fairly accurate political compass.
Horsemen pronounced like hors d’oeurve
The beauty of capitalism
What does America taste like?
Artificial flavoring.
I was going to say diabetes.
We all know what to do with a blue wiener!
is this real?
No, it’s the same image photoshopped four times
My god. An actual regular photoshop in the year of our lord 2024 🥲
Not gonna lie, this image actually had me completely fooled.
It is really good
Mtn Dew Dew Dogs seems redundant.
