A deeply soggy looking man. An intractible wetness happening here. Damp beyond drying. Slicker than an oil spill. Sopping; a human storm drain.
https://subium.com/profile/bencollins.bsky.social/post/3l4u4cx6uhp2e
all his moisture has been replaced with canola oil
“They didn’t like the name so they made them use a woke new name. I think that’s bad. It’s bad. Lotsa people don’t know this but canola oil is woke! It’s true - it’s true. The name is from Canada plus Latin oil word. Old strong and powerful name was r*pe seed oil.”
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Etymology: 1970s from Canada + -ola (based on Latin oleum “oil”).
Just call it olej rzepakowy
olej rzepakowy
Is the “r” silent?
No, “rz” is a digraph
Do you agree it’s like the “s” in vision?
Digraph “rz”
Like the “s” in vision, or fairly similar Zhivago. Sounds exactly the same as ż. Even Poles find it impossible to pronounce after “k”, “ch”, “p”, or “t”. Pronouncing it as “sh” is fine in those cases. the only difference being that “ż” evolved from a /*g/ while “rz” is descended from a palatalized ar /*rʲ/.
Somewhat. It’s a bit of an oversimplification but ehhh, good enough.
He looks like Disney tried to build their Hall of Presidents animatronic out of Spam
“A big strong guy - muscles everywhere bulging - big like Mr. Linebacker - said ‘Mr. President Trump, sir - I have something I gotta ask. You’ll say no but I gotta ask. You look delicious. Can I have a bite of you?’ I said ‘MAGA needs me at 100%.’ He said ‘Yes - I know. But I had to ask.’ Looked sad. Very sad…”
the hotdog has been on the gas station roller too long, it’s sweating and dehydrated
Moo Deng jelly.
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If he doesn’t raise his temperature above the dew point he’ll start to saturate.
wettest bulb
Formely wet, drying waxy boy
Fuck. I looked shinier than that today because it was hot as balls… Thanks for making me feel like a piece of shit about it, y’all
ya gotta get yourself a handkerchief or something, wipe yourself down
I’m mellllllllllltttttttting!Why he look like a melting wax figure
He’s toast. Once you get slicked, you’re never gettin picked
