Japan is weird.
I really want to go and get involved, and I don’t mean not in those weird videos or game shows you see on the internet.
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
I wonder if gorillas know their name based off interactions with trainers or if the yelling was bothering all the gorillas.
Oh they know, they’re really smart
“We have to stop this behavior!”
Politely puts up a sign
It works
They did say it was in Japan.
Tits out for Shabani
Harambe is overcome with jealousy.
Shabani; their tits out.
Harambe; their dicks our
Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
This reminds me of the horror story of the monkey prostitute.
Gross, where? Specifically, where?
First of all, it was an orangutan, which is not a monkey.Second, it wasn’t a prostitute, as the orangutan wasn’t paid.
Third, I had no idea, as the orangutan was shaved, and they turned the lights off before I got into the bed.
You think the foot job would have gave it away.
Imagine being thirsty for a gorilla.
dicks out for Harambetits out for ShabaniNgl, I’m at half chub for the dude
Notice me, gorilla-senpai!
These are the girls who chose the bear.
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