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minus-squareZILtoid1991@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 day agoThis reminds me of the horror story of the monkey prostitute.
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·12 hours agoGross, where? Specifically, where?
minus-squareZozano@lemy.lollinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·edit-212 hours agoFirst of all, it was an orangutan, which is not a monkey. Second, it wasn’t a prostitute, as the orangutan wasn’t paid. Third, I had no idea, as the orangutan was shaved, and they turned the lights off before I got into the bed.
minus-squareNotyou@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agoYou think the foot job would have gave it away.
This reminds me of the horror story of the monkey prostitute.
Gross, where? Specifically, where?
First of all, it was an orangutan, which is not a monkey.Second, it wasn’t a prostitute, as the orangutan wasn’t paid.
Third, I had no idea, as the orangutan was shaved, and they turned the lights off before I got into the bed.
You think the foot job would have gave it away.