The only way to fix it is to flush it all away Any fucking time, any fucking day Learn to swim, I’ll see you down in Arizona Bay
I know this is bullshit because I still see Florida
I call the Amalfi coast
Nothing of value was lost.
With this map, the Panama Canal will no longer be necessary.
no, this is just a copy pasta of the Mediterranean Sea onto central US. it ignores the rocky/smoky/blue Ridge mountains and all elevations minus lucky guessing the central plains.
Florida not being underwater is the first clue this isn’t a legit map lmao
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I’m sorry. Im just sensitive to disinformation and apparently not sensitive enough to humor.
Happens to the best of us.
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There’s Black Sea too. I swear it exists, I saw it!
Actually, as tectonic uplift interacts with mantle plume activity, crustal thinning could occur, creating a series of grabens and faulted basins. These basins would rapidly flood as water levels rise, forming an inland sea. The unique east-west orientation of the rift system would shape this new body of water in a manner resembling the Mediterranean. Furthermore, increased precipitation, a byproduct of global climate shifts, could introduce more freshwater inflows from the Mississippi River and other tributaries, enhancing the formation of coastal ecosystems similar to those around the Mediterranean. Over millennia, the regional limestone bedrock would undergo karstification due to the influx of acidic rain, contributing to the rugged, cliffed coastlines characteristic of Mediterranean geology. Damn ChatGPT is good at shitposting…
Florida survived 😣
It eventually got so hot it got SWOLL and rose up out of the sea.
Man, Ohio is now in Turkiye. Not sure if I’m more excited about the mountains or dreading the time in the restrooms.
Mezze platters for all.
Oh cool I’ll have a new beachfront property /s
the remnants of nebraska
It’s-a Nebrask-a!
This would significantly improve Oklahoma
EDIT: Yes I know Arizona isn’t shown to be directly affected by the map but let me have this.
Not sure what I’m going to do without the China Lake and El Mirage Yacht Clubs.
Who’s joining me in Corsicado?
Oh, US finally getting universal healthcare!
So they gain a Mediterranean sea. Doesn’t seem so bad to me.