A new Homeland Security report details orders to connect protesters arrested in Portland to one another in service of the Trump's imaginary antifa plot.
Grocery prices have been hitting hard lately, and I’m looking into alternative meat sources. I would like to know if I were to join your company, could we literally eat the rich? Or, second best, take all their stuff?
I’ve been waiting for the ideal time to unmask myself, and now seems as good a time as any.
It is I. I am the president and CEO of Antifa, and I rule with an iron fist.
I’ll take your questions now.
Hi! Yes, I have a question.
Grocery prices have been hitting hard lately, and I’m looking into alternative meat sources. I would like to know if I were to join your company, could we literally eat the rich? Or, second best, take all their stuff?
What’s your company culture like? What are the perks of working for antifa?
Same answer to both questions: fash bashin’
NEXT!
So no 401k or dental than? No thanks.
I’ve heard rumors of unionizing at antifa. What is your strategy for dealing with that?
Obvious conservative plant question. Collective action itself is the iron fist with which I rule, thus a Union would be redundant.
NEXT!
If you’re antipho, what’s your soup of choice?
That’s a joke for radio. NEXT!
If they’re antipho we can safely assume their opinions on soup aren’t worth a damn.