Hey! I once hacked that guy. Dude had left every port open.
Hah! What an idiot.
I look forward to them trying to DDOS that address
Oh shit, he’s good. He DDOS’d me right back.
What kind of resources does this guy have? I don’t think governments can even do proportional and instantaneous DDOS responses. I messed with the wrong dude.
Did you try to hack a Gibson from your home?
Okay back in the days of IRC, I met this script kiddie who said he’d hack me, just give him my IP address. So I sent him his IP address and he disappeared suddenly.
What good is a script kiddie if they cannot find an IP?
Especially on IRC
There was that one bash.org quote where a script kiddie was given 127.0.0.1 as part of an “oh yeah I dare you” taunt after he said he could hack anyone, and he fell for it hook line and sinker. He was posting things like “Hahaha your K drive is being deleted! Now your H drive! [connection reset by peer]” and right after that the challenger was like “I don’t even have a K drive.”
(RIP bash.org though. I would have tried to link it otherwise)
Bash.org is gone!?! No!!!
Yeah. RIP bash.org, where introverted people could read chat logs of other like-minded introverts. And I don’t even /s this, I genuinely miss this stuff…
at least you can still read the archive
I came across this when looking up a quote a couple weeks back: bash-org-archive.com
Average hosts file (> 100k loc) in Windows. Or did they fix this?
My IP is in this photo and I don’t like it.
::1 gang rise up
I’m so glad someone posted this. I was going to lol
How come you know my IP !?
Oh shit! So is mine!
No place like 127.0.0.1
No place like ~
I lost my home to an accident. An
rm -rfaccident… :(Condolences…
I hope you were able to recover.
No place like localhost?
No place like home!
Nonokace like /home
But there is more space in ::1
all my homies hate ipv6
my best friend in high school (also a nerd) gave me a shirt that says that over 20 years ago! now my son wears it ha. thanks thinkgeek!
got a shirt of that
The Wizard of Oz (1939) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJ6VT7ciR1o
I was really hoping it was dubbed.
I called the SWAT on them.😈
Update: The SWAT came to my home!😅
Nah, the SWAT would have to arrest themselves.
Hey! That’s my IP address whenever the script kiddies are boasting in chat. How did he get it?
Uh oh I have that same IP address
Oh crap he leaked your IP address then!!
Better call my ISP and ask for a reassignment
Wait, I remember that address… it’s the Tor SOCKS5 proxy address! He’s the darkweb guy!
That’s probably a VNC/local server listener.
tor listens for socks on 9050 by default. tor uses 5400 as the default DNS port.
But technically he’s right
He’s inside my house!
tip: add this to your html for it to automatically follow browser settings for dark mode:
<meta name="color-scheme" content="light dark">
another tip: in firefox, go to about:preferences > general > fonts > advanced > proportional > sans serifthat is theme-color (accent color for browser ui), not color-scheme. color-scheme is supported more, see compatibility table for meta color-scheme
Jeremy’s smokin cra-a-a-ack agaaaaiiinnn
That’s just his home address
This dude probably just made a joke. No need to call him stupid smh.
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tries to hack into it
“Oh no, someone is trying to hack into me too!”
“hack hack,” hackened he.
