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minus-squareMataVatnik@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up24arrow-down1·1 day agoI have a thick 7" meat hammer I need a different excuse
minus-squareTwoBeeSan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up40·1 day agoDad I’m sorry I look too cute in skirts
minus-squareMataVatnik@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·edit-222 hours agoPerf, “skirts are the only way I can let my massive dick breathe”
minus-squaresteventhedev@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·19 hours agoThat is a valid reason to move to Scotland
minus-squareFosheze@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·20 hours ago“Well, dad, estrogen is the only thing that might make my crotch bludgeon somewhat managable.”
minus-squareMatch!!@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·6 hours ago“god meeded to nerf my big ween”
I have a thick 7" meat hammer I need a different excuse
Dad I’m sorry I look too cute in skirts
Perf, “skirts are the only way I can let my massive dick breathe”
O.O
That is a valid reason to move to Scotland
“Well, dad, estrogen is the only thing that might make my crotch bludgeon somewhat managable.”
“god meeded to nerf my big ween”
😂