I don’t need to do what you enjoy so that I can have fun

I didn’t know I was only allowed one hobby at a time. I offer my most sincere apologies.

EDIT: Run that back. You don’t need to have substance to have fun? What’s your hobby? Doing… nothing? How is that even possible?

You will also stay alive indefinitely by eating only boiled rice, beans, and cabbage with no seasoning but I bet you try other things because variety is nice.

Let me guess, you also think mushrooms are addictive.

Well then I’m glad that everybody’s just like you. (/s)