When he said this I shot Diet Dr. Pepper out of my nose. It was such a D&D line.
Leader: Were gonna take down the goblin camp and free the hostages while looting all of the treasure and drinking all their ale.
Party: So, you have a plan?
Leader: I have concepts of a plan.
Lmao, literally a DnD line. Pretty sure I heard the same line in my girlfriend’s last DnD session.
Me? I’m a planner. You know? I make plans.
You’ve already made the plan, so what value do you have now?
If, uh, the plan fails… the existing plan… I make a new plan.
So you make plans that fail.
The only better line of the night was “I saw it on TV”
“Working on it for 9 years. Concepts are coming together nicely.”
Why hasn’t he had one? He’s been there. Why isn’t it done? Huh?
Let’s ask him what he asks her. Like every day.
President for 4 years, shadow president for another 4 years, where’s the plan?
You crave world domination, you don’t even have a Mini-Me yet!
They wanted Pinky and the Brain and all they got was Pinky.
Pretty sure DT is far more like brain than pinky.
Brain has a lot of plans, but no matter what he does it turns to shit in the end. Pinky is the real brains in the duo.
Well folks, if the dementia was ever in question, there’s our answer. Anyway, I’m gonna go eat a dog in Springfield; anyone in?
I’ll call the illegal transgender aliens, we’ll make it a party.
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Only if you cook it with a Jewish space laser.
You can probably see ruzzians in your backyard! Or Canada or just your backyard. Whatever Sarah Plain Stupid said. Last name stupid, surname Plain first name what was the question ⁉️ department of education!
I was hoping at least to not know much about the debate until tomorrow. But I’m glad everyone puked a little with whatever that fuck said tonight.
As long as we’re eating pets, I’d like to have a Macaw. Anybody wanna split the bill?
Nah but I see you had the perch.
Whisps of an outline, it’s very very good though.
Kayleigh Mackadoodle has it in a giant binder— it’s right under the never released, perpetually “2 weeks away” healthcare plan in the other giant binder; which was of course full of blank paper.
Not actual quotes, just a joke:
It’s the greatest outline, the best. Some of the smartest world leaders have told me it’s great, like Orban.
Sir, Orban supports free healthcare in Hungary.
That guy is the worst! Terrible ideas that one has!
Yep that’s him alright
Did he actually say that?!
Yes, when asked about why he still doesn’t have a plan on how to replace ObamaCare.
Yes. Yes he did.
By concepts of a plan, he probably means Project 2025, the plan that his “strategists” have drawn up to install him as a fascist autocrat if people are stupid enough to actually vote for him. It is hardly surprising that he does not want to comment publicly on the details of this deeply anti-democratic endeavor.
“I don’t have a plan” - person desperately trying to distance themselves from their plan.
Worse the goal is to get him elected then he will be removed for having dementia and JD Vance will run with Project 2025.
He may as well have a neon sign saying “I’m not fit”, yet dumb motherfuckers will still vote for him.
He IS the giant neon sign!
I love how fast this is happening.
“But you’ve had 9 yea—“
“I have concepts!”
“Do I really look like a guy with a plan?”
trump sounded like a kid who got caught not doing his homework.
Concept of a plan. 🤣
Except he really hasn’t done his.
Whats your climate plan? Immigrants! Border Czar!
Does anyone have a clip of this? All I can find are links with two minutes of him talking before saying that at the end. It’s a really funny 10 seconds but who wants to sit through that to get to it.
You can even clip on YouTube somehow.
I have 11% of a plan
They forget he had 4 years to put in a new healthcare plan and he never did. He kept saying “in 2 weeks, we’ll have the best healthcare in the history of healthcare” and other bullshit. After months of that, he finally said “who knew healthcare was so complicated?”
He and the GOP don’t have shit for healthcare other than stripping it from women.
Infrastructure week
yeah project 202cough cough i mean… stuff
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