Straightest gay is for sure Mayo Pete
Donnie has gotta be up there for gayest straight. All the talk about hansom generals, blowing kisses at Hulk Hogan, and the guy loves his musicals.
Dude is obsessed with hunky men with muscles, he never misses a chance to complement guys on that.
no wonder he got on so well with Vince McMahon
google Vince McMahon Gary Strydom for an example
Trump being gay is too easy of a bit, but Trump being an old gay queen with the same policy positions as he has now because he’s cranky and bitter would be a really good bit.
Folks in 1980 you could get a trick for $5 in most of New York, the men were HOT HOT HOT, let me tell you. It was a good deal, the best deal, now- Sleepy Joe has all this inflation going on, you need at least $100 for a trick in New York and the men are UGLY now, and they aren’t even clean! All the hot men are turning trans, it’s sad, very sad! And Obama- Obama made a real mess with this, gay marriage, folks remember when being gay was a sin? Sins- now those handsome 80s men they had the guilt, very good, the guilt made it hotter, all the better. Trust Donnie from Queens, we are going to make America gay again!
Why is this in badposting? This is a great question? Trump for gayest straight (obv). Staightest gay is Charlie from Smiling Friends.
I don’t really think the Trump and Pete Buttgieg as suggested here can really be beat. At least for guys.
Not really sure on the ladies.
AustinShow for both
The girl reading this
Taylor swift
for both“Uhh, let me be queer.”
Or should it be “uhh, let me queer here?”
me and mayo pete
Both are me
I’m definitely the gayest straight. No chance i would be the straightest gay even if i was gay
I look like a gay, do and say gay ass shit, but i definitelh love women and big tiddies
austin powers
me me me
I am the gayest straight but also the straightest gay
