It’s true. Cable elves were hunted to extinction by cable goblins by the late 1980’s.
then who the fuck keeps tangling my cables?
Me
how dare you
I will find you.
The cable borrowers of course!
Oh my god, a Borrowers reference? I friggen loved that movie as a kid haha
John
fuck john
The mind goblins
W-what’s a mind goblin?
inhales
Mind goblin'
DEEZ NUTS GOTTEM
The best explanation for the entanglement of cables is topological :
There’s an infinite amounts of states a cable can be twisted and tangled in. There’s but one state that we are happy with: a straight unentangled state. That one state enduring is a statistical impossibility.
Therefore anger at entangled cables is like getting mad that the number of grains of sand on the beach is not a constant.
Science hippies answering questions no one asked
