Ascend910 to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 年前There are 3 stages in life. When you are young you go to a lot of birthday parties, and the next stage is when you go to a lot of weddings, and the final stage is when you go to a lot of furnals.message-squaremessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up1139arrow-down119
arrow-up1120arrow-down1message-squareThere are 3 stages in life. When you are young you go to a lot of birthday parties, and the next stage is when you go to a lot of weddings, and the final stage is when you go to a lot of furnals.Ascend910 to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 年前message-square15fedilink
minus-squarejennwiththesea@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·2 年前You skipped the baby showers. Sooo many baby showers.
minus-squarewhynotzoidberg@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 年前And don’t forget divorce parties! And other people’s kid’s birthday parties! OP must be between 25 and 30, that’s my totally biased and judgmental guess. 🥳
minus-squareribboo@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 年前Are there divorce parties? When do these start 😁
minus-squarewhynotzoidberg@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 年前Depends how fast you can sow the seeds of discontent 👀
You skipped the baby showers. Sooo many baby showers.
And don’t forget divorce parties! And other people’s kid’s birthday parties!
OP must be between 25 and 30, that’s my totally biased and judgmental guess. 🥳
Are there divorce parties? When do these start 😁
Depends how fast you can sow the seeds of discontent 👀