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    Thou shalt not steal Thou shalt not bear false witness

    Apparently Christians don’t read the Bible

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        The two male lions (yes, I’m aware a female can grow a mane under certain circumstances) in the back really makes this

        Edit: just noticed the Peacocks. Big Gay Al’s Big Gay Boat Ride. I love it

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      I’d say that’s the fundamental tenet of remaining one.

      Nothing cures Christianity like reading the bible with even the mildest of assumptions that God’s moral reasoning might be, at best, somewhat to be desired.

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        Hey, the first part’s pretty good with all the rape and genocide and fire and brimstone, whatever that is. The second part sucks though with that weak-ass, liberal, woke, Jesus cuck on every page.

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        That’s a really weird plan. She could have called for a “random notary” in a non-camera location and had them ‘notarize’ the document, only to find out that they weren’t a real notary.

        That’s one hell of a lazy criminal.

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    Of course it’s a Republican, its almost always a Republican. It’s the crime party, after all.

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        Hey at least he did it classy and took gold bars from a foreign country. The cash sewn into clothing was a nice touch as well.

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          Real old school shit. Gotta hand it to him. Though insider trading would’ve been easier.

          Also noteworthy that basically all of his colleagues called for him to resign the instant that news dropped. Meanwhile a republican gets caught sex trafficking minors and nobody wants to talk about that.

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      It’s the party of laws to poors and minorities and gays and non-Christians and women in their “rightful” place, according to Angry God and his son, Supply-side 'Murican Jesus.

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    I’m a Law and Order Republican and this is just the DEEP STATE coming after Republicans! Even though she’s a nobody and is irrelevant to what happens in Florida so going after her does literally nothing the ONLY REASON this happened is because of the DEEP STATE!