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minus-squareMegaUltraChicken@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down1·2 months agoSo is he on a date in this cartoon or is a booth not his type?
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up20arrow-down1·2 months agoI am tired of these sick, disgusting rumors about JD Vance. Does that look like a couch to you? He fucks couches.
minus-squareIoughttamow@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 months agoWell yeah, but, would he have a platonic relationship with a glider?
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·2 months agoJD Vance does not have friendships with anything, human, animal or otherwise. All of his relationships are transactional.
minus-squareIoughttamow@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 months agoEven with the other organisms from his home world? Guess they really didn’t send their best
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 months agoAre you suggesting JD Vance is an alien? That’s ludicrous and I won’t have it. I shall be writing a letter to the factory where he was manufactured letting them know of this accusation and I hope you’ll be hearing from their lawyer!
minus-squarelolcatnip@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoIf he had a homeworld, he was obviously banished from it.
minus-squarelennybird@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down8·2 months agoHe should be in a booth. Then I might wonder if swinged wider.
So is he on a date in this cartoon or is a booth not his type?
I am tired of these sick, disgusting rumors about JD Vance.
Does that look like a couch to you?
He fucks couches.
Well yeah, but, would he have a platonic relationship with a glider?
JD Vance does not have friendships with anything, human, animal or otherwise. All of his relationships are transactional.
Even with the other organisms from his home world? Guess they really didn’t send their best
Are you suggesting JD Vance is an alien? That’s ludicrous and I won’t have it.
I shall be writing a letter to the factory where he was manufactured letting them know of this accusation and I hope you’ll be hearing from their lawyer!
If he had a homeworld, he was obviously banished from it.
He should be in a booth. Then I might wonder if swinged wider.