For me, it may be that the toilet paper roll needs to have the open end away from the wall. I don’t want to reach under the roll to take a piece! That’s ludicrous!
That or my recent addiction to correcting people when they use “less” when they should use “fewer”
CEREAL FIRST, THEN MILK!!! COLD MILK! I DON’T CARE HOW YOUR MOM USED TO FIX IT, THIS IS THE ONLY CORRECT WAY!!!
Sure you do it this way the first time… But what if I want seconds? That chocolate milk (I love Coco Pebbles) is just sitting there waiting for more cereal. I can’t let the milk starve!
This is the way.
I want a full bowl of cereal, with milk added to soften/moisten it; not a bowl of milk with some cereal floating on top.
But then I finish the cereal. Still hungry - some milk in the bowl. I proceed to add more cereal on the milk. Fuck you.
Ok, ok, adding more cereal after you’ve finished the initial cereal is permitted. I’m not a monster
Glad to encounter a nice and reasonable cereal enjoyer such as yourself. May your Reese’s Puffs be extra puffy.
You better put some water on that shit.
Water? On cereal? God help us
It’s a reference from the movie Friday lol
I can feel your trauma through this post. We hear you. You are heard.
No no no cereal first then hot water wtf u on?
I allow an exception for cereals that get soggy/flavorless very quickly when wet (e.g. frosted flakes). Controlled ‘dunking’ with your spoon after the fact optimizes the amount of milk exposure. 🤓
This is the only way to eat frosted mini wheats.