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minus-squareChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down2·4 months ago“You say it was an everything bagel?” “That’s right.” “And that explains the weed and coke?” “Yes.” “Then where’s the opium and meth…?”
minus-squareKaryoplasma@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up10·4 months agoThey found opium, hence the initial poppy seed excuse.
minus-squareChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down2·4 months agoShit, musta been the psilocybin that threw me off.
minus-squarekingthrillgorelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·4 months ago“Right? I’m still asking why they didn’t include Ketamine and a kitchen sink.”
minus-squarew2tpmf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 months agoBecause ketemine has an extremely short half-life and isn’t detectable very long after use.
minus-squareChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down2·4 months ago“You should ask for a refund.”
“You say it was an everything bagel?”
“That’s right.”
“And that explains the weed and coke?”
“Yes.”
“Then where’s the opium and meth…?”
They found opium, hence the initial poppy seed excuse.
Shit, musta been the psilocybin that threw me off.
“Right? I’m still asking why they didn’t include Ketamine and a kitchen sink.”
Because ketemine has an extremely short half-life and isn’t detectable very long after use.
“You should ask for a refund.”