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minus-squareChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down2·3 个月前“You say it was an everything bagel?” “That’s right.” “And that explains the weed and coke?” “Yes.” “Then where’s the opium and meth…?”
minus-squareKaryoplasma@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up10·3 个月前They found opium, hence the initial poppy seed excuse.
minus-squareChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down2·3 个月前Shit, musta been the psilocybin that threw me off.
minus-squarekingthrillgorelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·3 个月前“Right? I’m still asking why they didn’t include Ketamine and a kitchen sink.”
minus-squarew2tpmf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 个月前Because ketemine has an extremely short half-life and isn’t detectable very long after use.
minus-squareChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down2·3 个月前“You should ask for a refund.”
“You say it was an everything bagel?”
“That’s right.”
“And that explains the weed and coke?”
“Yes.”
“Then where’s the opium and meth…?”
They found opium, hence the initial poppy seed excuse.
Shit, musta been the psilocybin that threw me off.
“Right? I’m still asking why they didn’t include Ketamine and a kitchen sink.”
Because ketemine has an extremely short half-life and isn’t detectable very long after use.
“You should ask for a refund.”