SandbagTiara2816@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Memes · edit-24 months agoBut if Gizbak stops maintaining his Summoning Circle tomes, the whole world of magic will fall apartlemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square67fedilinkarrow-up1649arrow-down18cross-posted to: nonpolitical_memes
arrow-up1641arrow-down1imageBut if Gizbak stops maintaining his Summoning Circle tomes, the whole world of magic will fall apartlemmy.dbzer0.comSandbagTiara2816@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Memes · edit-24 months agomessage-square67fedilinkcross-posted to: nonpolitical_memes
minus-squareEtterra@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down2·4 months agoTo be fair, PhDs and postdocs can’t call down lightning from the sky or reanimate the dead to do their bidding.
minus-squareZwiebel@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18arrow-down1·edit-24 months agoOf course they can and do call down lightning; the magic spell is called “lighning rocket”. To revive the recently deceased a spell called CPR combined with Defibrilation is used. Some wizards dedicate their lives to researching even higher level spells
minus-squareTransporter Room 3@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·4 months agoNor can they Magick-up all their needs, or transmute gold.
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·4 months agoIt’s called a 3D printer, Amazon, and a particle collider https://glintpay.com/us/blog/modern-day-alchemy-making-gold-atoms-cern
minus-squareTransporter Room 3@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down2·4 months agoHmm. Too bad you need a bunch of resources for those instead of… Idk, waving your hand and saying some words.
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·4 months ago“A bunch of resources” being a pile of ancient tomes and a cheap craptop running Linux, as opposed to a pile of ancient tomes and a runestone?
To be fair, PhDs and postdocs can’t call down lightning from the sky or reanimate the dead to do their bidding.
Of course they can and do call down lightning; the magic spell is called “lighning rocket”.
To revive the recently deceased a spell called CPR combined with Defibrilation is used.
Some wizards dedicate their lives to researching even higher level spells
Nor can they Magick-up all their needs, or transmute gold.
It’s called a 3D printer, Amazon, and a particle collider https://glintpay.com/us/blog/modern-day-alchemy-making-gold-atoms-cern
Hmm. Too bad you need a bunch of resources for those instead of… Idk, waving your hand and saying some words.
“A bunch of resources” being a pile of ancient tomes and a cheap craptop running Linux, as opposed to a pile of ancient tomes and a runestone?