I dont think I needed to see this picture come to life but it is what I expected it would be.
wakes up from coma…
scratches my butt…
goes back to sleep
Huh…
I had a high school teacher that would talk to air, and then say “This is the magical student. He’s silent and invisable to people who are idiots. If you can’t see or hear him, it means you’re an idiot.”
“we miss you”
HA! Got ya! That’s how I know it’s fake. :P
What’s funny is that that could be true, but there’s no way to prove if it is or not
OOH! Wait, I remember that from Philosophy 101! I think Descartes said something like: the only thing you could be sure of was that you were thinking about it, and from that starting point… I don’t remember the rest of it.
“Cogito ergo sum”
Me thinks, me am
Thanks, Popeye.
If this is all my dream then my real life must be fucking terrible.*
when you wake up immediately eat a silica gel sachet to escape the matrix
If I never wake up I’ll never have to see the hospital bill.
The more concerning thing is that there other beings in my coma dream that would see an apple in the image that don’t need to wake up, and the creators of the image took that into account
Pretty sure that’s a banana
It’s no use. I’m stuck here in my brain. I see everything. I feel everything.
I can’t do anything.
A frightening liminal space between states of being. Not quite dead, not quite alive!
Of course that’s not a McChicken… you can actually see the “chicken” patty around the edge of the bun. In reality they’re too small to see around the pile of wilted lettuce and giant glob of room temp Mayo.
That’s the old Burger King chicken sandwich I think
That’s a tasty looking green apple.
But Master, how do I awaken?
You realize that there is no apple.
