Is your name Biggus Dickus by any chance?
Bigus dickus prefect of Judea, crazy to have someone famous posting on social media. It is not solely the peasentry who uses it I see.
No one cares what helmet you wear, dickhead.
Helmets are pretty much only good to protect you from a stray arrow or two, but shields are where it’s at.
You’re not going to turn an Assyrian blade with your helmet, are you? No, you’re not.
Pick up a buckler, slap your cock helmet on and let’s go to war, brother!
3/4 helmets are for people who don’t care about their chins. Full face or GTFO.
Notice how you’re still alive to talk about people laughing at your helmet? That’s a good thing.
I want to create a whole backstory about a Smith who was wronged by a lord and made him this ceremonial helmet as a gift and presented it at a formal ceremony
“I was wearing protection!”
Looks, it’s Biggus Dickus!!!
It’s missing the big white feather you’re supposed to put on the top.
That reminds me. It’s time to polish my helmet. Anyone want to lend a hand?
Is your name Richard cranium?
I imagine this actually goes on the penis. I don’t care if it’s true. Gold dick caps seem rad
dickhead
Looks like someone is compensating for something…
