From each according to their ability, to each according to their needs
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ummm dorito isn’t bread sweaty
Yum chippy line
I may have five billion doritos, but that doesn’t count because I haven’t dissolved them in liquid (this is called liquidating). so i’m actually dorito poor. yes, i may own several corn chip factories, but i work one million times
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One (1) small loan of one (1) dorito
Fortunately I know that’s me
Give it to Dirt_Owl
Do i look like i know what a dirt owl is?
Hank is suddenly very believable and intimidatingly cooler than I.
You better give it to someone else, I deserve nothing in life
im really hungry for a dorito
Double it and give it to the next guy
Give it to this guy.
I don’t feel like one (1) dorito corn chip so you can give it to someone else