I may have five billion doritos, but that doesn’t count because I haven’t dissolved them in liquid (this is called liquidating). so i’m actually dorito poor. yes, i may own several corn chip factories, but i work one million times harder smarter than the workers there, which is why i deserve this dorito and they don’t. what do i do when working? well, i mostly post jokes in poor taste on threads.com which i also own (i paid for it with corn chips)