corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]@hexbear.netM to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months agoWe know Bigfoots don't exist because if they did, capital would use them as free manual labormessage-squaremessage-square25fedilinkarrow-up1108arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1108arrow-down1message-squareWe know Bigfoots don't exist because if they did, capital would use them as free manual laborcorgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]@hexbear.netM to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square25fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareZoift [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·edit-23 months agoBig feet aren’t ideal for regimented factory or agricultural labor, and thus deemed to have no economic benefit & were slowly driven to extiction by habitat encroachment, with the 2020 California wildfires wiping out the last known flock.
minus-squareDirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·3 months ago flock I dunno why that’s funny but it is
minus-squarecorgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]@hexbear.netOPMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·3 months agoTouché
Big feet aren’t ideal for regimented factory or agricultural labor, and thus deemed to have no economic benefit & were slowly driven to extiction by habitat encroachment, with the 2020 California wildfires wiping out the last known flock.
I dunno why that’s funny but it is
Touché