• spauldo
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    1 year ago

    Why would Satan want to discourage bad behavior?

    It’s a lot more likely he’s putting on a beard and becoming Santa, rewarding good and bad kids alike. That explains why your bully got that GI Joe aircraft carrier and you got a $4 Go-Bot.

    (Just to be clear, in case anyone wants to argue religion with me - I believe in Satan about as much as I do Santa.)