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minus-squareHakFoo@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·3 months agoGo surreal political though. Small town in Tennesee: “Let’s secede and join Delaware. Vote yes on Proposition 6.” “Engelbert Finkelstien is a Falun Gong stooge. But at least he’s Moe, so he’s the smartest of the stooges.” “5000% tarrif on flat head screws. Not to win a trade battle, just so they’ll stop using them in projects. Paid for by the Robertson Initiative.”
minus-squareEmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.netMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agoWhen I become president of the world, I’m banning all the screws except for Robertson and Torx.
Go surreal political though.
Small town in Tennesee: “Let’s secede and join Delaware. Vote yes on Proposition 6.”
“Engelbert Finkelstien is a Falun Gong stooge. But at least he’s Moe, so he’s the smartest of the stooges.”
“5000% tarrif on flat head screws. Not to win a trade battle, just so they’ll stop using them in projects. Paid for by the Robertson Initiative.”
When I become president of the world, I’m banning all the screws except for Robertson and Torx.