For those of you that have seen the Val Kilmer/Marlon Brando movie The Island of Dr. Moreau, you may remember the part near the end where the question is asked “you are a god, and he is a god, and he is also a god, but which of you is god… number… one?” and it caused a collapse of what little cohesion the god-killing group had.
I predict something similar on Monday because I highly doubt two notoriously Main Character brained billionaires will, or even can, share the spotlight without feeling threatened by their counterpart.
trump is gonna audibly shart and they will dump out of the feed claiming nebulous technical issues upstream.
but the footage will exist and be leaked and claimed as fake.
that’s when they turn on each other.
They’re both physically gross people that do Harkonnen-like things to prop themselves up and vaguely present themselves to the public while eating garbage all day while being actually afraid of exercise.
I think the digestive problems are the free space on the bingo card.