For those of you that have seen the Val Kilmer/Marlon Brando movie The Island of Dr. Moreau, you may remember the part near the end where the question is asked “you are a god, and he is a god, and he is also a god, but which of you is god… number… one?” and it caused a collapse of what little cohesion the god-killing group had.

I predict something similar on Monday because I highly doubt two notoriously Main Character brained billionaires will, or even can, share the spotlight without feeling threatened by their counterpart.

billionaire-tears explosion trump-anguish

  • UlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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    5 months ago

    They’re both physically gross people that do Harkonnen-like things to prop themselves up and vaguely present themselves to the public while eating garbage all day while being actually afraid of exercise.

    I think the digestive problems are the free space on the bingo card. kombucha-disgust