here’s my attempt at translation:

hexbear.net is a far left political movement whose leadership are racially mixed, hispanic, closeted homosexual furries, who are emotionally unstable after their father (who has addiction problems, doesn’t pay child support, and fled the country to escape people who he owes money to) became irate after using the website formerly known as twitter, currently known as x.com

context: many headlines come from the posts of banned users or users in other instances complaining about hexbear