Rain start. Put out tribe fire. Tribe cold. Grunk go to other tribe. Grunk steal fire. Other tribe cold. We warm. AITA?
You asshole. Fire easy to share, no need steal.
Last time me share fire, whole forest burned down.
Then everyone warm. Still asshole.
Who job watch fire? If you, then you AH. If not you, then you keep tribe warm! Other tribe probably bad, if they good why they not in Grunk tribe? Hurt bad people is good, so NAH
Grunk no share fire? Bring back fire. Bring back warm! Make both cave warm. Both cave smile. Grunk asshole but Grunk can has redemption arc.
Grunk try share fire. They call me fire stealer and throw spear. Now Grunk angry. Grunk want throw rock.
YTA other tribe need warm too. Warm is not property. We share warm
What property?
yeah the stormgod says that he’s going to tie you to a rock at the edge of the world and grant you immortality so the harpies come and eat your liver every day for the rest of eternity
What about push rock up mountain?
Me think push-rock-up-mountain-man is happy.
yeah that’s a reward. you = thief
You no find fire. You take lady! You warm because of lady! You am asshole!
This post is 🔥🔥🔥
Post only 🔥, that problem.
If Grunk not Lion mater, he make 🔥🔥instead.
Hit Grunk with rock. Steal fire back. Cook and eat Grunk. Keep fire.
Grandmawnk say eat people meat bad. Make you get shaky like when cold, even when no cold. Then die!
Don’t tell this story to Zeus
