I think 🤔 if we have bidets, we need to complete it with ass air 🌬️ dryers. Like the ones with sensors that are in public restrooms and are for your hands ✋🏼👌🏼.
We need a contingency plan for toilet 🚽 paper 🧻. I’m sick 🤢 and tired 😴 of running 🏃🏼♂️💨 out of toilet paper in the bathroom.
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bidets are bourgeois, or so i’ve heard
Not fucking ok
ummm your french
I officially challenge you to a duel. All the residual waste on your buttocks should reduce your dexterity by 20%.
i clean the old fashioned way, a bath in a giant barrel after every movement
Oh I see that you’re a traditionalist
There are no excuses
I just have your mom blow it dry GOTTEM
I got three seashells and haven’t looked back.
This guy wipes
I simply blow my ass dry with my mouth
The adults only men’s locker room at the pool near me has hand dryers at a child’s height, so all us old dudes use it to dry our balls. So I understand the spirit of your proposal.
Dudes will never beat the rockin’ allegations and I hope they never do.
Downvote this mf even harder
This gives me an excellent idea: hand held bidets AND a hand held dryer for your ass!!!
the capitalists will stop at nothing to replace human workers with machines
Downvote! Double downvote!
How do you check that you’re fully clean down there without tp. I’m not even joking. If you wanna wing it with pop on your butt, be my guest.
Have faith in the system
just blast your asshole with water until you’re sure you’re clean
so anyway I started blasting
You just blast till no more shit comes out
outside the midwest they call it soda
bidets are bourgeois decadence. wiping is also bourgeois decadence. the correct way to clean after shitting is to find a sandy dune, spread your cheeks, and sit down on it.
I knew a guy who swore by wiping/scraping with pinecones when in the backcountry.
The USPA smart bidet toilet seat sold at Costco has this feature built in.
