RedWizard [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 months agoFBI has accessed Trump rally shooter’s phone but investigators are struck by lack of leads | CNN Politicsweb.archive.orgexternal-linkmessage-square109fedilinkarrow-up1118arrow-down10
arrow-up1118arrow-down1external-linkFBI has accessed Trump rally shooter’s phone but investigators are struck by lack of leads | CNN Politicsweb.archive.orgRedWizard [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square109fedilink
minus-squarekristina [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up68·4 months agoor just decided being a school shooter was ridiculous and the way to get real notoriety is
minus-squareMolotovHalfEmpty [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up42·4 months agoHonestly this is my prevailing theory. Suicide by shooting up a school or a strip mall, then Trump comes to town so fuck it, why not?
minus-squareLemmygradwontallowme [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28arrow-down1·edit-24 months agoThe silicon chip inside his head gets switched to overload, but he wasn’t plannin’ to shoot up a school today, He’s gonna plan something more bold And no one saw the red flags of him Nor his intent, by his good OpSec So we could see no reason Not a hint of reason to shoot Donald Trump at all
minus-squarekristina [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·4 months agoBit account for making weird poetry when
minus-squareLemmygradwontallowme [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·4 months agoEh, I’m too lazy to make another one, plus, ye do realize by the first line which song I’m parodying 'ere, eh?
minus-squarethe_post_of_tom_joad [any, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·edit-24 months agoI Hate Mondays - jim davis
or just decided being a school shooter was ridiculous and the way to get real notoriety is
Honestly this is my prevailing theory. Suicide by shooting up a school or a strip mall, then Trump comes to town so fuck it, why not?
The silicon chip inside his head gets switched to overload,
but he wasn’t plannin’ to shoot up a school today,
He’s gonna plan something more bold
And no one saw the red flags of him
Nor his intent, by his good OpSec
So we could see no reason
Not a hint of reason
to shoot Donald Trump at all
Bit account for making weird poetry when
Eh, I’m too lazy to make another one, plus, ye do realize by the first line which song I’m parodying 'ere, eh?
No
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I Hate Mondays - jim davis