Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago"Hey Google, Turn my balls off"lemmy.worldimagemessage-square121fedilinkarrow-up1707arrow-down115
arrow-up1692arrow-down1image"Hey Google, Turn my balls off"lemmy.worldStamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square121fedilink
minus-squarecooopsspace@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up40·edit-22 months ago“Pay me 5 Bitcoin or I’ll give you an errection in front of the HR manager.” Or worse "Pay me 5 Bitcoin or you’ll never get an errection again.*
minus-squarerockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up24·2 months agoEven worse “You are now on a per-boner subscription plan”
minus-squarecooopsspace@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoThey could just straight up drain your balls and leave them drier than the Sahara desert.
“Pay me 5 Bitcoin or I’ll give you an errection in front of the HR manager.”
Or worse
"Pay me 5 Bitcoin or you’ll never get an errection again.*
Even worse
“You are now on a per-boner subscription plan”
They could just straight up drain your balls and leave them drier than the Sahara desert.