Republican Rep. Jeff Duncan stood on the House floor Tuesday and bemoaned his plight to the American people, avowing "I do load and unload the dishwasher." In consequence, he was immediately and resoundingly mocked. The South Carolina lawmaker made this heartfelt admission of personal suffering duri...
I think the takeaway from this statement is trump takes some massive dumps.
He flushes evidence.
Remember the time someone saw him receive a note which he read and then ate?
Correction: this is reportedly a very frequent behaviour
I Think You Should Leave wasn’t meant to be reality.
I think he was trying to flush classified documents down the toilet.
Well yeah he is morbidly obese fat ass. I bet he also leaves shit stains on the toilet seat and doesn’t clean it up like my coworker.
I always knew he was full of shit.
As is his diaper.
That’s the joke, but the truth is even stupider. He hasn’t experienced a low-flow toilet in decades.
We have one. The multiple flush thing doesn’t happen. Having a different amount of flush for what you’re in there to do helps.
Same with low-flow shower heads. Yes they did suck 20 years ago. They work just fine now. They’re also helpful if you live somewhere which has low water pressure anyway.
TBH, I’ve got pretty low water pressure where I live. Low-flow shower heads are bullshit, and I would much, much rather have the bad, old, inefficient, high-flow shower heads, and a decent amount of water pressure. High efficiency toilets, washing machines, dishwashers, etc. are great. But dammit, I just want to shower under a high-pressure firehose, at temperatures that will boil my skin off in ten minutes!