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nuke@sh.itjust.worksM to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish ·
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SHOOIGUU! THE BABY'S YOURS!!!

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SHOOIGUU! THE BABY'S YOURS!!!

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    Can I sue OP for ruining my day?

    • verity_kindle@sh.itjust.worksM
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      Yes, if you can find him. He disappeared into the Los Angeles underground in 1986.

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    Thanks I hate it D:

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  • SSTF@lemmy.world
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    Each day we drift closer to god’s light.

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    Oh my god this is so fucking cursed

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      It is so fucking cursed but at the same time beautiful. This is why I love this community.

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      2 days later. I’m still trying to shake off the image. I can only hope it haunts Shoogy, too.

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    What a wonderful day to have eyes

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    Now I need some eyebleach!

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    Some days it’s good to have aphantasia

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    Sigh…unzips

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    Shoigu is a single dad now. If only he knew someone who could help? GERASIMOV!!!11

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    It must be the teeth or the misshapen baby bump, but I think he’s marriage material! Source: romance novels

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    Remember that moonless night on the tundra, Shoog? We were just like The Phantom and Christine. Except now, I want child support in hard currency. I’ll never forget! Sigh

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