the only reasonable interpretation of this is that Peach has a giant ass. thank you for coming to my ted talk
For some reason my mind went to Yoshi doing that “yum” noise in super mario world licking up her ass then farting it out as an egg
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Haha I wonder what the eggs would smell like, and so on and so on
You can confirm this by googling “Princess Peach giant ass”
Yeah, look it up on a library computer
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Peach is her first name and Toadstool is her title
Source: I made it up
She’s the queen because she doesn’t need a bustle to hustle.
toads frantically scouring the kingdom for cushions big enough to support her royal cheeks
they should just use their heads
they have big, round, presumably soft heads
they are called toads
her name is toadstool
they are her stool
easy
They are her stool
Pop on smash bros melee, pick peach and immediately as the match starts do forward+b
Checkmate libs, that’s a big ol butt
She rivals Luigi for cheek checks.
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Counterpoint: she has exactly the same figure as Princess Daisy, who is not named after any butt slang.
So the reason she’s nicknamed Peach must be unrelated to her big round ass (the existence of which is not in question, and no wise person would dispute).
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She also constantly references cake and offers it as a reward
princess gyatt
why is this in badposting???
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