• Ghyste@sh.itjust.works
    283·
    5 months ago

    I love the bumper sticker but this is definitely something the asshole driving under the speed limit in the left lane with 20 people behind them would have on their car.

    • Signtist@lemm.ee
      12·
      5 months ago

      Right? I love the sticker (minus the random capitalized words), but I’ve never been honked at in the 15+ years I’ve been driving. I feel like if people are honking at you, you’re probably not paying enough attention.

      • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOPM
        15·
        5 months ago

        I’ve been honked at multiple times by people who feel I am not going fast enough when I am driving a good 5 miles over the speed limit in town, but the drivers here are fucking awful.

        • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
          7·
          5 months ago

          Around here being honked at usually means, “Why are you not running that red light!? I would run it right now if you weren’t in front of me!! It just now turned red! You got AT LEAST another three seconds before you gotta worry about t-boning that Buick! C’mon! Why TF aren’t you going!?!?”

          • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOPM
            41·
            5 months ago

            Yep. I’ve dealt with that one too. Along with “it’s been green for three microseconds and you’ve only barely rolled forward, you bastard!”

            • MonkRome@lemmy.worldEnglish
              2·
              5 months ago

              I mean if happen to be one of the dipshits looking at their cellphone when the light turns green you deserve the honks.

              • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOPM
                11·
                5 months ago

                I’m not talking about looking at my phone. I’m talking about the light turns green and I start moving immediately, but because I don’t peal out of there with the pedal to the floor, I’m going way too slow, so HONK HONK!

          • Confused_Emus@lemmy.world
            2·
            5 months ago

            One of my favorites - I’m crossing the street as a pedestrian, a car waiting to turn is waiting for me to get across, and everyone behind them (who still have a clear view of me) are honking at them for not going.

            The more they honk, the slower I walk.

    • marcos@lemmy.world
      44·
      5 months ago

      You’d get a ticket for honking at somebody driving slowly on the wrong lane in my city.

      That’s not a good use of the device.

  • Empricorn@feddit.nlEnglish
    102·
    5 months ago

    Not trying to be a grammar nazi, but this just screams “no one edited this before printing”. Starting a sentence with a lower-case letter, missing a comma, the weird random all-caps BOOMER words… That’s assuming it is a widely-distributed commercial product, though.