• RiotDoll [she/her, she/her]@hexbear.net
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    4 months ago

    apparently it was just upselling the idea of high quality counterfeit currency, but when it comes time to deliver, basically delivering the mitchel and webb counterfitting skit

    “jewel of my night, moon of my balls, we will be as wealthy barons, we need only invest our meagre life savings into this counterfitting scheme…”

    • buckykat [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      4 months ago

      The best version of this is the guy who went around selling counterfeiting machines that just really slowly cranked out the two real bills he put inside to give him time to skip town.