The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agoI know which one I am, unfortunately.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square55fedilinkarrow-up1922arrow-down16
arrow-up1916arrow-down1imageI know which one I am, unfortunately.lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square55fedilink
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up67arrow-down1·4 months agoI swear it’s easier to get a toddler out the door than my wife.
minus-squareCrackhappy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·4 months agoHopefully they’re both yeetable
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·4 months agoMy wife is not yeetable.
minus-squarecoffinwood@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·4 months agoCan I interest you in a very nice Trebuchet?
minus-squarerustydomino@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·4 months agoCareful there. You may not wish to insinuate that his wife is 90 kg.
minus-squarebrbposting@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·4 months agoSimple catapult it is then A rare case, in fact the first I’ve heard where it’s preferable (unfortunately not a ranged weapons expert though)
minus-squareGeometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 months agoWives under 90kg are weighed at tue maternity ward.
minus-squarebrbposting@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·4 months agoWhy was I reminded of this
minus-squaredufkm@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·4 months agoWhen a toddler is finally all dressed up and ready to go, they invariably suddenly need a diaper change. Is it the same with your wife?
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·4 months agoNo, I always remind her to pee first.
I swear it’s easier to get a toddler out the door than my wife.
Hopefully they’re both yeetable
My wife is not yeetable.
Can I interest you in a very nice Trebuchet?
Careful there. You may not wish to insinuate that his wife is 90 kg.
Simple catapult it is then
A rare case, in fact the first I’ve heard where it’s preferable (unfortunately not a ranged weapons expert though)
Wives under 90kg are weighed at tue maternity ward.
Why was I reminded of this
When a toddler is finally all dressed up and ready to go, they invariably suddenly need a diaper change. Is it the same with your wife?
No, I always remind her to pee first.