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TIL, after years of playing Stardew Valley on-off, that Pierre apparently has quite the (well-deserved) hatedom.

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  • ryepunk [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    4 months ago

    Unironically I would adore being given strict demands on how much produce they need and then trying to accomplish that for the glory of the state. Would make for a fun change of pace rather than just growing a quadrillion star fruits and turning them into wine.

    • AssortedBiscuits [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      4 months ago

      monkey paw curls

      You are now head of the Stardew Valley labor camp in the Ferngill Republic, but Ferngill Republic is a fascist country currently at war with the Socialist Republic of Gotoro (smeared in Ferngillian propaganda as “Gotoro Empire”). Your task is to grow crops to feed Ferngillian troops who are currently waging a war of annihilation in Gotoro lands.

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        4 months ago

        It would be so weird to see it become a papers please, where you need to decide which people can work on the farm, and if you get the spies you can have your produce poisoning the troops, or diverting excess to the Gotoron troops…and it culminates in air strikes on the farm and a tank battle across the village.