InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 months agoYou are in control of the lathe. What are the funniest things you cause to happen in the next ~10 years?hexbear.netimagemessage-square56fedilinkarrow-up151arrow-down10
arrow-up151arrow-down1imageYou are in control of the lathe. What are the funniest things you cause to happen in the next ~10 years?hexbear.netInevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square56fedilink
minus-squarekristina [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·5 months agounited states collapses but then europe federates into the united states of europe with an almost identical constitution
minus-squareInevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·5 months agoU! S! A! U! S! E!
minus-squareOgdenTO [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·5 months agoUSE vs. USSA The new cold war
minus-squareInevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·5 months agoThe first USE president is just like Ronald Reagan. He’s an actor, an idiot, old, and senile. The only exception is that he’s trilingual.
minus-squareRam_The_Manparts [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·5 months agoGive it some time and this is Zelensky
minus-squareInevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 months agodeleted by creator
minus-squareLeon_Grotsky [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·5 months agoafter the US collapses all of the white suburbanites flee to europe and vanguard this effort. We may not even need the lathe for this one.
minus-squareHexbearGPT [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·5 months agoUS hogs could never deal with good public transit, cheap fresh food, and good espresso.
minus-squareLeon_Grotsky [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·5 months agoTHat’s why they establish the USE constitution, to take that away from you
minus-squareHexbearGPT [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·5 months agofinally forcing europe into the first world like america is.
minus-squareAmerikan Pharaoh@lemmygrad.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·5 months agoOkay anglo self-exile post-balkanization of Turtle Island would be so fucking funny
minus-squareSoyViking [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·5 months agoThe only difference is that the cheeseburgers are now made with baguettes and McDonald’s get renamed to ChezDonald.
united states collapses but then europe federates into the united states of europe with an almost identical constitution
U! S! A!U! S! E!
USE vs. USSA The new cold war
The first USE president is just like Ronald Reagan. He’s an actor, an idiot, old, and senile. The only exception is that he’s trilingual.
Give it some time and this is Zelensky
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after the US collapses all of the white suburbanites flee to europe and vanguard this effort.
We may not even need the lathe for this one.
US hogs could never deal with good public transit, cheap fresh food, and good espresso.
THat’s why they establish the USE constitution, to take that away from you
finally forcing europe into the first world like america is.
Okay anglo self-exile post-balkanization of Turtle Island would be so fucking funny
The only difference is that the cheeseburgers are now made with baguettes and McDonald’s get renamed to ChezDonald.