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    • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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      4 months ago

      Sniper-Man, Sniper-Man,

      Does whatever a Sniper can

      Shoots BBs any size,

      When converter thieves arrive.

      Look out, here comes the Sniper-Man

      Is he strong?

      Listen, bud-

      He’s got regular human blood.

      He can shoot at your head.

      You can run, you won’t be dead.

      Hey there, there goes the Sniper-Man

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      4 months ago

      Yeah! I can’t foresee any potential problems with that. It’s not like we have anybody else who is given guns and claim to “protect and serve”. Also I’m sure everybody would be very comfortable with always being watched from above through the optics of a high powered rifle.

      (To be clear I know you’re joking. Hence the thick layer of /s)