That’s more like a gamified Rorschach test. If you need sexual rewards to decide whether you should save a human life instead of the life of unprocessed salami, you are a psychopath.
But this “unprocessed salami” can speak. Kinda puts them on level playing field.
Unless, of course, salami is voiced by Eddie Murphy, in which case it’s an easy pick.
That’s more like a gamified Rorschach test. If you need sexual rewards to decide whether you should save a human life instead of the life of unprocessed salami, you are a psychopath.
But this “unprocessed salami” can speak. Kinda puts them on level playing field.
Unless, of course, salami is voiced by Eddie Murphy, in which case it’s an easy pick.
But the unprocessed Salami will suck my dick. So
But the human will let you suck her dick. So
Yeah, but I’ve already done that. So
You busy tonight? So
I learned I’m not into that. So
I have yet to meet the random animal that I dislike more than the average human.
You might be taking the internet too seriously
You might take me too seriously
Seriously might be taking too internet
Might seriously taking me, too
Looks like an elf to me!
Rarified salami, hahaha, that got a good chuckle out of me