On my way to tell all the loanees about the decorum rules and technicalities that allowed PPP debt relief but not this. That’ll make them feel better and make up for the fact that at the end of the day, the government came together to bail out businesses (again) but drew the line at the average college graduate.

Also, going to conveniently ignore that the court’s ruling is not a matter of fact or natural law but a matter of “interpretation” by six conservative justices, but pretend like it’s a natural, apolitical decision anyway.

When your nieces, nephews, cousins, sons, or daughters complain about how this could have helped them and how they’ll now continue to be delayed to buy a house, start a family, or have some other major life moment and economic driver (gross), don’t forget to chastise them for forgetting their proper place as serfs in this economy and failing to practice proper asceticism. Only capital and the business class is permitted to live non-miserably and be bailed out for it

-conservatives/right libertarians/centrist liberals